Best Time Wasters from April 2010
Caution
SLIPPERY WHEN WET


Got Wood?
TEACHER POPS BONER IN CLASS


How tall did you say?
WORLDS TALLEST TEENAGE GIRL..6 FOOT 11 INCHES


Coming to a store near you
NEW BRAND OF TOILET PAPER


BREAKING NEWS: They found Butt Head's Sister
SEPARATED AT BIRTH


You like the mall, but not the crowds
YOU TUBE VIDEO SHAKES UP TITUSVILLE


Snow White has a new look
HO WHITE BEER


Nothing beats good old teamwork
WORKING TOGETHER GETS THE GOODS


Dude what's your problem get that camera out of here
YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN THE MOMENT


Airport Problem Solved
THE SOLUTION FOR AIRPORT SCANNERS


WARNING: They can attack at any time
INVISIBLE PENISES


Deal of the Day
CHEAP GPS SYSTEM FOR YOUR CAR


89 year Woman owns the same car for over 40 years.
The car has 540,000 miles on it
ROMANCING THE ROAD


Check out this great picture that was taken
MAJESTIC CN TOWER


If you are updating your picture on Facebook or Myspace
DON'T FORGET TO FLUSH


Drink in moderation
THESE GIRLS SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE


If you like sexy Katy Perry Pics, check out the lastest
KATY'S LITTLE BLACK DRESS


For all you Adam Sandler Fans
This might be a bit over the edge for some
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU - MEDIUM PACE


Check out the shirt
SHE LIKES TO WHAT?(PIC)


The Breakup of Bill and Brenda
GUESS HE GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE INK (PIC)


I think he's in love
ELEPHANT TRIP GONE WRONG (PIC)


Red finally gets to see whats going on in the basement
THE 70'S SHOW BEST SCENE EVER


Hey everybody watch me put on my shirt
DRUNK TSHIRT CHALLENGE


She closed her legs and almost broke his neck
WATERMELON KILLER


Here boy catch a whiff of these before the trail gets cold.
I'M NOT SMELLING THOSE (PIC)


Check out the reactions of these people, funny stuff
LOUD CAR HORN PRANK


We all know the dangers of texting while driving. What about texting while walking
TEXT WHILE WALKING


I'll just stand here and itch my butt. Wow smells like ass
SMELL MY FINGER


Hey, heading over to the wave pool. Hope it's not too crowded today
TOKYO WAVE POOL MANAGES TO FIT IN SOME WATER


These are funny - waste some more time and check them out
10 FUNNIEST WEDDING MOMENTS


Stopping at Starbucks...Don't forget your gun.
JIMMY'S STARBUCKS STANDOFF - FUNNY STUFF CHECK IT OUT



wacky weird and strange news
Let's do it doggy style
FLORIDA TRIES TO BAN SEX WITH ANIMALS...AGAIN


NY police tell parents that son is dead
WHO'S THAT SLEEPING ON THE COUCH


If you want we can dispose of the body before the closing
HOUSE HUNTING COUPLE FIND BODY IN FORECLOSED HOME


It's a bird, no it's a plane...WTF it's a Malibu
CHEVY MALIBU DEFIES GRAVITY, FLIES 173 FT INTO 3RD FLOOR


They are coming to take me away on my birthday
WOMAN CAUGHT AFTER 34 YEARS


I'm too wasted to look for the bathroom
WOMAN PEES ON CLOTHES IN WALMART


Getting a little crusty under the couch
BODY LAY UNDER SOFA FOR 10 YEARS


There goes our Limo
LIMO SERVICE CLEARS UP PROM MESS


It's hot today, I'm going to take a drive over to the pool
PICKUP TRUCK LANDS IN SWIMMING POOL


Hey Boo Boo..as soon as I get out of this mess we'll get some
more picnic baskets.
BEAR WITH HEAD STUCK IN MILK CAN RESCUED


Hey my computer crashed
BOY ALMOST HIT FROM LAPTOP FROM THE SKY


I'm leaving with the goods. Had to leave in a hurry, left my son and wallet behind
MOM ROBS STORE, LEAVES TOT BEHIND


That Shrek is one cool dude
SHREK GOES X RATED


What's up with the Penis, I mean abs?
CHURCH MEMBERS LEAVE OVER JESUS CRUCIFIX


Is that CharlIe sheen? I would never have recognized him
CHARLIE GOES UNDERCOVER


Come out, Come out where ever you are
STUCK SUSPECTS SAYS HE WAS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK


Hey dumbass that was my foot you stepped on
FOUR YEAR OLD SHOOTS BABYSITTER WHO STOOD ON HIS FOOT


Dude, what you doing tonight? Lets go drink some beer
CASES OF BEER LEFT AT LANDFILL LEFT THE LANDFILL


It's all for a good cause
FLORIDA STUDENTS STRIP DOWN FOR CHARITY


Today we are doing it a little different, have it our way
DEPUTY SUES OVER WHOPPER WITH SPIT


Hey punk... you aint going nowhere with my van
70 YEAR OLD WOMAN TAKES ON CARJACKER


Have you seen my dog? Yeah he's taped to the frig. The little magnets wouldn't hold him.
WOMAN CONVICTED OF TAPING DOG TO REFRIGERATOR


Just one of those days
CABBIE DRIVES 100 MPH, FIRES GUN AND GETS A DUI


How's your German lessons coming along?
TEENAGER WAKES UP FROM COMA SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN


Let me see what my partner is up to...wtf
TTROOPER PULLS UP TO SQUAD CAR SEES TEEN PASSED OUT


Catch of the Day
MAN CATCHES CHILD IN 30 FOOT MALL FALL


Why am I suing...because I could
MIAMI LAWYER SUES MAN OVER EBAY FEEDBACK


We really have to find that dog...Worry about the dude later
POLICE ISSUED ALERT FOR LOST DOG BEFORE MISSING MAN


All Sales Final
MOM SENDS ADOPTED KID BACK TO RUSSIA


Got Beer?
CARLSBERG WORKERS ON STRIKE BECAUSE OF BEER BAN


What does the shirt say?
A GIANT MISSPELLING


The mothership has landed!
MAYOR SENDS IN TROOPS AFTER ALIEN APRIL FOOL PANIC


I'll try to beat 38 seconds next time!
MAN GETS PARKING TICKET 38 SECONDS AFTER HE PARKS


I'm emailing you a close up shot of me..how do I look?
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER EMAILING PHOTO OF HER VAGINA


Dude, what's that pussy cologne you are wearing?
VAGINA SCENTED COLOGNE


Thanks for the ride boys, you don't mind if a pop a beer?
WOMAN PULLS OUT A BEER IN PATROL CAR


How can I become a Super Heroe?
DEPUTY ACCUSED OF PLOT TO HAVE MEN HOLD HIS FAMILY HOSTAGE


Just heading out for a weekend at Bernies
WOMEN ARRESTED FOR TAKING CORPSE ONTO PLANE


I'm bored, lets go rob the pizza delivery guy. Dude I hope you know how to drive a stick
CARJACKERS FOILED BY MANUAL TRANSMISSION


This is one lucky guy, like a cat with 9 lives
MAN SURVIVED PLANE AND CAR CRASHES WITHIN 13 MONTHS OF EACH OTHER


My list of things to do keeps getting longer. I should of put robbing a bank lower on the list.
ROBBING BANK ON WOMANS BUCKET LIST


Hey Amigo, is that balloon boy flying around?
GUYS FILL THEIR JEANS WITH HELIUM


Power has been out all night, I really have to take a crap....No problem anymore!
GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER


Where did everyone go? Did I miss last call?
DRUNK MAN CALLS POLICE AFTER GETTING STUCK IN BAR


I was running a little late, got here as quick as I could
CAR CRASHES INTO HAIR SALON


Always good to have the correct Zip Code on your letters
WRONG ZIP LEADS TO NEW CHARGES FOR INMATE


I'm feeling a little Spring Fever. Think I'll take the day off.
MAN CALLS IN BOMB THREAT TO GET A DAY OFF


I just want my fish, give me my fish
MAN CLIMBS THROUGH MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU


What's up Doc? What's your deal?
EASTER BUNNY ROUGHED UP OUTSIDE SWEET SHOP


Let's go back and get our car. They will never recognize us since we changed our clothes
SUSPECTS RETURN FOR CAR MAKE ARREST EASY


Lets go fishing for some cash.
BANK NIGHT DEPOSIT ANGLER COMES UP EMPTY