 Time wasters for April 2010
Caution SLIPPERY WHEN WET Got Wood? TEACHER POPS BONER IN CLASS How tall did you say? WORLDS TALLEST TEENAGE GIRL..6 FOOT 11 INCHES Coming to a store near you NEW BRAND OF TOILET PAPER BREAKING NEWS: They found Butt Head's Sister SEPARATED AT BIRTH You like the mall, but not the crowds YOU TUBE VIDEO SHAKES UP TITUSVILLE Snow White has a new look HO WHITE BEER Nothing beats good old teamwork WORKING TOGETHER GETS THE GOODS Dude what's your problem get that camera out of here YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN THE MOMENT Airport Problem Solved THE SOLUTION FOR AIRPORT SCANNERS WARNING: They can attack at any time INVISIBLE PENISES Deal of the Day CHEAP GPS SYSTEM FOR YOUR CAR 89 year Woman owns the same car for over 40 years. The car has 540,000 miles on it ROMANCING THE ROAD Check out this great picture that was taken MAJESTIC CN TOWER If you are updating your picture on Facebook or Myspace DON'T FORGET TO FLUSH Drink in moderation THESE GIRLS SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE If you like sexy Katy Perry Pics, check out the lastest KATY'S LITTLE BLACK DRESS For all you Adam Sandler Fans This might be a bit over the edge for some THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU - MEDIUM PACE Check out the shirt SHE LIKES TO WHAT?(PIC) The Breakup of Bill and Brenda GUESS HE GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE INK (PIC) I think he's in love ELEPHANT TRIP GONE WRONG (PIC) Red finally gets to see whats going on in the basement THE 70'S SHOW BEST SCENE EVER Hey everybody watch me put on my shirt DRUNK TSHIRT CHALLENGE She closed her legs and almost broke his neck WATERMELON KILLER Here boy catch a whiff of these before the trail gets cold. I'M NOT SMELLING THOSE (PIC) Check out the reactions of these people, funny stuff LOUD CAR HORN PRANK We all know the dangers of texting while driving. What about texting while walking TEXT WHILE WALKING I'll just stand here and itch my butt. Wow smells like ass SMELL MY FINGER Hey, heading over to the wave pool. Hope it's not too crowded today TOKYO WAVE POOL MANAGES TO FIT IN SOME WATER These are funny - waste some more time and check them out 10 FUNNIEST WEDDING MOMENTS Stopping at Starbucks...Don't forget your gun. JIMMY'S STARBUCKS STANDOFF - FUNNY STUFF CHECK IT OUT
Let's do it doggy style FLORIDA TRIES TO BAN SEX WITH ANIMALS...AGAIN NY police tell parents that son is dead WHO'S THAT SLEEPING ON THE COUCH If you want we can dispose of the body before the closing HOUSE HUNTING COUPLE FIND BODY IN FORECLOSED HOME It's a bird, no it's a plane...WTF it's a Malibu CHEVY MALIBU DEFIES GRAVITY, FLIES 173 FT INTO 3RD FLOOR They are coming to take me away on my birthday WOMAN CAUGHT AFTER 34 YEARS I'm too wasted to look for the bathroom WOMAN PEES ON CLOTHES IN WALMART Getting a little crusty under the couch BODY LAY UNDER SOFA FOR 10 YEARS There goes our Limo LIMO SERVICE CLEARS UP PROM MESS It's hot today, I'm going to take a drive over to the pool PICKUP TRUCK LANDS IN SWIMMING POOL Hey Boo Boo..as soon as I get out of this mess we'll get some more picnic baskets. BEAR WITH HEAD STUCK IN MILK CAN RESCUED Hey my computer crashed BOY ALMOST HIT FROM LAPTOP FROM THE SKY I'm leaving with the goods. Had to leave in a hurry, left my son and wallet behind MOM ROBS STORE, LEAVES TOT BEHIND That Shrek is one cool dude SHREK GOES X RATED What's up with the Penis, I mean abs? CHURCH MEMBERS LEAVE OVER JESUS CRUCIFIX Is that CharlIe sheen? I would never have recognized him CHARLIE GOES UNDERCOVER Come out, Come out where ever you are STUCK SUSPECTS SAYS HE WAS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK Hey dumbass that was my foot you stepped on FOUR YEAR OLD SHOOTS BABYSITTER WHO STOOD ON HIS FOOT Dude, what you doing tonight? Lets go drink some beer CASES OF BEER LEFT AT LANDFILL LEFT THE LANDFILL It's all for a good cause FLORIDA STUDENTS STRIP DOWN FOR CHARITY Today we are doing it a little different, have it our way DEPUTY SUES OVER WHOPPER WITH SPIT Hey punk... you aint going nowhere with my van 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN TAKES ON CARJACKER Have you seen my dog? Yeah he's taped to the frig. The little magnets wouldn't hold him. WOMAN CONVICTED OF TAPING DOG TO REFRIGERATOR Just one of those days CABBIE DRIVES 100 MPH, FIRES GUN AND GETS A DUI How's your German lessons coming along? TEENAGER WAKES UP FROM COMA SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN Let me see what my partner is up to...wtf TTROOPER PULLS UP TO SQUAD CAR SEES TEEN PASSED OUT Catch of the Day MAN CATCHES CHILD IN 30 FOOT MALL FALL Why am I suing...because I could MIAMI LAWYER SUES MAN OVER EBAY FEEDBACK We really have to find that dog...Worry about the dude later POLICE ISSUED ALERT FOR LOST DOG BEFORE MISSING MAN All Sales Final MOM SENDS ADOPTED KID BACK TO RUSSIA Got Beer? CARLSBERG WORKERS ON STRIKE BECAUSE OF BEER BAN What does the shirt say? A GIANT MISSPELLING The mothership has landed! MAYOR SENDS IN TROOPS AFTER ALIEN APRIL FOOL PANIC I'll try to beat 38 seconds next time! MAN GETS PARKING TICKET 38 SECONDS AFTER HE PARKS I'm emailing you a close up shot of me..how do I look? WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER EMAILING PHOTO OF HER VAGINA Dude, what's that pussy cologne you are wearing? VAGINA SCENTED COLOGNE Thanks for the ride boys, you don't mind if a pop a beer? WOMAN PULLS OUT A BEER IN PATROL CAR How can I become a Super Heroe? DEPUTY ACCUSED OF PLOT TO HAVE MEN HOLD HIS FAMILY HOSTAGE Just heading out for a weekend at Bernies WOMEN ARRESTED FOR TAKING CORPSE ONTO PLANE I'm bored, lets go rob the pizza delivery guy. Dude I hope you know how to drive a stick CARJACKERS FOILED BY MANUAL TRANSMISSION This is one lucky guy, like a cat with 9 lives MAN SURVIVED PLANE AND CAR CRASHES WITHIN 13 MONTHS OF EACH OTHER My list of things to do keeps getting longer. I should of put robbing a bank lower on the list. ROBBING BANK ON WOMANS BUCKET LIST Hey Amigo, is that balloon boy flying around? GUYS FILL THEIR JEANS WITH HELIUM Power has been out all night, I really have to take a crap....No problem anymore! GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER Where did everyone go? Did I miss last call? DRUNK MAN CALLS POLICE AFTER GETTING STUCK IN BAR I was running a little late, got here as quick as I could CAR CRASHES INTO HAIR SALON Always good to have the correct Zip Code on your letters WRONG ZIP LEADS TO NEW CHARGES FOR INMATE I'm feeling a little Spring Fever. Think I'll take the day off. MAN CALLS IN BOMB THREAT TO GET A DAY OFF I just want my fish, give me my fish MAN CLIMBS THROUGH MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU What's up Doc? What's your deal? EASTER BUNNY ROUGHED UP OUTSIDE SWEET SHOP Let's go back and get our car. They will never recognize us since we changed our clothes SUSPECTS RETURN FOR CAR MAKE ARREST EASY Lets go fishing for some cash. BANK NIGHT DEPOSIT ANGLER COMES UP EMPTY Back Home |