Time wasters for March 2010


Sure wish there were some men in here. Wait a minute here comes on over the fence
MAN FLEEING OHIO POLICE JUMPS FENCE INTO PRISON


Hey girlfriend pick you up in five minutes, I asked my mom to borrow the car. Didn't stick around long enough to hear her answer.
14 YEAR OLD STEALS CAR AND LEADS OFFICERS ON CHASE


Is that the sound of the ice cream van? Not anymore in this neighborhood.
ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER FACES 13YR OLD GUNMAN


Where you been Johnny, you are late coming home from school.
TEEN ATTEMPTS TO ROB STORE, SAYS "DON'T TELL MY MOM"


I'll just give the officer a fake name, it's that easy. Oh you want my social security number...no problem here it is.
MAN GIVES FALSE NAME BUT CORRECT SSN


Let me try a little mouth to mouth on this guy
DRUNK MAN TRIED TO REVIVE DEAD OPOSSUM


Principal closes school on Sun Day
SCHOOL CANCELLED DUE TO GOOD WEATHER


Catch me if you can. No fair you spiked my tires
TEXAS 12 YEAR OLD LEADS POLICE ON CHASE


Yeah, how's it going...I would like to place a take out order
ROBBERS CALLED BANK FOR MONEY TO GO


Dude my car won't start, that's strange my horn won't shut off
TEXAS MAN ACCUSED OF DISABLING 100 CARS OVER INTERNET


You are always hearing about people breaking out of jail. This time the guy was breaking in.
FORMER INMATE GETS 15 YEARS FOR BREAKING INTO JAIL


Car pulls up, two dudes with suits get out. Mr. Zeff we are here to collect the money you owe us
IRS DEMANDS 4 CENTS FROM CARWASH


I request that I be excused for Jury Duty. I don't speak English
CAT TRIES TO AVOID JURY DUTY BUT DENIED


Smoke Em If You Got Em...Maybe Not
WILL CALIFORNIA BAN SMOKING IN PARK AND BEACHES?


A Florida Nanny gets busted for abusing a 11 month old.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA YOU ARE BUSTED


A Florida Nanny gets busted for abusing a 11 month old.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA YOU ARE BUSTED


This is way too creepy. It's a 1979 Pakistan Airline Ad.
SHADOW OF PLANE HEADING FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER


Driving a truck for a living you need to drink alot of coffee. This guy had maybe one too many cups
TRUCK DRIVER FILMS HIMSELF DANCING IN HIS CAB


Hey kid, if you don't like my driving...stay off of the sidewalk
TURKIS BOYS MIRACLE ESCAPE FROM CAR CRASH


If you are going to hit someone with your vehicle and keep going, you know someone is going to have footage
HIT AND RUN CAUGHT ON VIDEO


Rev your engines baby, its time to rock and roll
DRIVING WHILE STUPID


Open the door before I break it down. I know my Little Debbie is in there
LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK ATTACK


Mom, I'm calling from the jail...please hide the powder. Good thing I didn't mention drugs, I used the code word powder they won't know what I'm talking about
PHONE CALL TO MOM BRINGS DRUG TRAFFICKING CHARGE FOR INMATE


Surfs Up Alpaca Dude
MAN TEACHES ALPACA (LLAMA) TO SURF


Where did little Johnny go? I don't know, not my day to watch him
BOY ARRESTED AFTER SEPTA BUS TAKEN ON A JOYRIDE


In Florida we don't have to stop for red lights
RED LIGHT RUNNERS CAUGHT ON CAMERA IN HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY


My anger management class is pissing me off. Shut up and put a lid on it.
WOMAN ALLEGEDLY HITS SISTER WITH TOILET TANK LID


It's 4am Sunday morning, getting a bite to eat with my bros before calling it a night. In the next booth were a couple of foxy ladies. With the amount of alcohol we consumed they looked real fine. Hey Babe you want to get lucky? At that point one of them walked over to the table and started licking my buddies ear. Then she wispered the not so sweet words Evander Holyfield.
NORTHFIELD TEACHER CHARGED IN EAR BITING ATTACK


Can you hear me now? Think I lost the connection.
DRIVER SLAMS INTO ROCKSLIDE BLOCKING ROAD


Look up in the sky (You don't have to look too high) it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a boat?
NEW ZEALAND MAN BUILDS HOVERCRAFT


These drug tests are so easy to scam
WOMAN CAUGHT USING TODDLER PEE ON DRUG TEST


Sweet, check out this choice parking space. With my outstanding parallel parking skills I'll be able to slide right in.
THIS EXPERT DRIVER SHOWS YOU HOW EASY IT IS


Dude, that Rebekah chick sure has a nice box
OFFICERS CHECK OUT MY BOX


He's really a great dog, he just has to get to know you
BULLDOG CHEWS OFFICERS TIRES AND BUMPER


I like to be honest and tell the students what I really think of them
TEACHER WRITES LOSER ON STUDENTS PAPER


Hey you ready for a little Boys Night Out. Did you forget anything? No I think we have everything.
TRAFFIC STOP YIELDS GUNS, MACHETE, RUM AND CLOWN MASK


They will probably try to blame this one on Toyota too!
TOYOTA MATRIX CAR WASH ATTACK


I heard of women stuffing their bra, but this takes it to a different level
WOMAN HIDES 26k DOLLARS IN BRA

I know what you are thinking...how big is that bra?
CHECK OUT THE BIG PICTURE


Johnny where you going? Just outside to play
LITTLE JOHNNY GOES SKATEBOARDING


On the road to eternal peace, a body left inside a funeral home minivan wound up at hell on earth: the city tow pound.
GOT TO MAKE MY MONTHLY TICKET QUOTA


I'm 91 years old and I just got punched out, but I refuse to punch out
CASHIER HIT TRYING TO STOP THIEF


Has anyone seen my keys?
CAR COVERED WITH COMPUTER KEYS


Hey Ocifer, I not as think as you drunk I am
DRUNKEN CLUB CHICK CALLS 911 AFTER COPS CONFISCATE KEYS


Just take it with a grain of salt...not in the Big Apple
NEW YORK SALT BAN


This is one cool kid. Steps up and saves the day.
7 YEAR OLD ROLE MODEL


Who's the richest man in the world? If you said Bill Gates you were right....Until Now!!
THE NEW RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD


Always good to have a designated driver.
WOMAN LETS 14 YEAR OLD DRIVE


Who says crime doesn't pay. Don't spend it all in one place.
ARMED WOMAN ROBS 11 PEOPLE, GETS $6


I demand 200K dollars from you guys or I'll drag your company down and ruin you forever. I'm not kidding, let me know ASAP...you have my name and email.
FBI ARRESTS MAN WHO THREATENED NEW YORK LIFE


Highway Salute, Flick the Bird, Flip somebody off, One finger salute. We've all done it at one time or another even the rich and famous do it.
CELEBRITIES GIVING THE FINGER


Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
TORNADO TOUCHES DOWN IN OKLAHOMA


Sometimes you just have to take the Bull by the horns. Other times its best to let someone else do it
BULL GONE WILD


Three angry dudes, 20K dollars worth of damage, mannequins used as weapons.....This and lots more at the Bridal Shop Bash
WATCH THE BRIDEZILLA VIDEO NOW


She's Chinese and she's 100 years old and she's horny!
SEE HOW HORNY SHE REALLY IS


Remake of Oceans 11 German style
BERLIN POKER HEIST CAPTURED ON CAMERA


Yo Bro, long time no see. Can I cash in this winner?
SCRATCH OFF LOSER CAUGHT


Got Milk? Sure do, bring your face a little closer.
HOWS MY AIM, BULLSEYE WE HAVE A DIRECT HIT


Its always good to keep a clear head while you are in the water
NEMO TAKES IT TO A NEW LEVEL


Lets go over your multimillion dollar home and have a picnic
NOT IN MY BACKYARD


Lets go hang out at the Internet Cafe for 12 hours. Good place to take a break from reality
VIRTUAL PARENTS OF THE YEAR


Are you a fan of those little messages in the fortune cookies? No time to order chinese
YOU NEED SOME ONLINE FORTUNE COOKIES


Dude, Wheres my coat? Its your job to watch it
THE TROUBLE WITH LAWS ARE THE LAWYERS


Breaking News: For all of you that were hoping to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Bad news...there is no gold
LOOK WHAT THEY FOUND


Crazy police chase ends in arrest. At one point speeds topped 15 mph
HANDS UP STEP OUT OF THE CART


How's your driving skills?
TAKE THE VIRTUAL DRIVERS ED TEST


Sorry, I thought it was bring your kids to work day
CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF


Dust off the vintage yearbooks
CELEBRITY SCHOOL PHOTOS


Two people in love exchanging vows at the town hall. Sharing a bottle of champagne. Just a nice romantic day. What could possibly ruin it.
FIND OUT WHERE THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR HONEYMOON


Drinking, sex in the car..Johnathan was just having a great night. But with a quick turn of events things changed.
FIND OUT WHO REALLY GOT LUCKY THAT NIGHT


Rumor is that Air Force Pilots use this to train their hand-eye coordination. They have to reach two minutes. 18 seconds is good for the average person.
ESCAPA - GIVE IT A TRY


You can run but you cant hide
AMATEUR BULLFIGHT GONE BAD IN COLOMBIA


Wait for the buzzer and come out fighting
HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL GAME ENDS IN FIGHT


I feel like we forgot someone last night at Chucky E Cheese
WHO COULD IT BE


Officer hit by car on icy road
CHECK OUT THE INCREDIBLE FOOTAGE


Train causes big splash in Argentina
MINI TSUNAMI


Everyone needs a car equipped with the Trunk Monkey
COOL COLLECTION OF TRUNK MONKEY VIDEOS


Regifting Robin is amazing at picking your number
WAY TOO COOL CHECK IT OUT