 Time wasters for March 2010 Sure wish there were some men in here. Wait a minute here comes on over the fence MAN FLEEING OHIO POLICE JUMPS FENCE INTO PRISON Hey girlfriend pick you up in five minutes, I asked my mom to borrow the car. Didn't stick around long enough to hear her answer. 14 YEAR OLD STEALS CAR AND LEADS OFFICERS ON CHASE Is that the sound of the ice cream van? Not anymore in this neighborhood. ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER FACES 13YR OLD GUNMAN Where you been Johnny, you are late coming home from school. TEEN ATTEMPTS TO ROB STORE, SAYS "DON'T TELL MY MOM" I'll just give the officer a fake name, it's that easy. Oh you want my social security number...no problem here it is. MAN GIVES FALSE NAME BUT CORRECT SSN Let me try a little mouth to mouth on this guy DRUNK MAN TRIED TO REVIVE DEAD OPOSSUM Principal closes school on Sun Day SCHOOL CANCELLED DUE TO GOOD WEATHER Catch me if you can. No fair you spiked my tires TEXAS 12 YEAR OLD LEADS POLICE ON CHASE Yeah, how's it going...I would like to place a take out order ROBBERS CALLED BANK FOR MONEY TO GO Dude my car won't start, that's strange my horn won't shut off TEXAS MAN ACCUSED OF DISABLING 100 CARS OVER INTERNET You are always hearing about people breaking out of jail. This time the guy was breaking in. FORMER INMATE GETS 15 YEARS FOR BREAKING INTO JAIL Car pulls up, two dudes with suits get out. Mr. Zeff we are here to collect the money you owe us IRS DEMANDS 4 CENTS FROM CARWASH I request that I be excused for Jury Duty. I don't speak English CAT TRIES TO AVOID JURY DUTY BUT DENIED Smoke Em If You Got Em...Maybe Not WILL CALIFORNIA BAN SMOKING IN PARK AND BEACHES? A Florida Nanny gets busted for abusing a 11 month old. SMILE FOR THE CAMERA YOU ARE BUSTED A Florida Nanny gets busted for abusing a 11 month old. SMILE FOR THE CAMERA YOU ARE BUSTED This is way too creepy. It's a 1979 Pakistan Airline Ad. SHADOW OF PLANE HEADING FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER Driving a truck for a living you need to drink alot of coffee. This guy had maybe one too many cups TRUCK DRIVER FILMS HIMSELF DANCING IN HIS CAB Hey kid, if you don't like my driving...stay off of the sidewalk TURKIS BOYS MIRACLE ESCAPE FROM CAR CRASH If you are going to hit someone with your vehicle and keep going, you know someone is going to have footage HIT AND RUN CAUGHT ON VIDEO Rev your engines baby, its time to rock and roll DRIVING WHILE STUPID Open the door before I break it down. I know my Little Debbie is in there LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK ATTACK Mom, I'm calling from the jail...please hide the powder. Good thing I didn't mention drugs, I used the code word powder they won't know what I'm talking about PHONE CALL TO MOM BRINGS DRUG TRAFFICKING CHARGE FOR INMATE Surfs Up Alpaca Dude MAN TEACHES ALPACA (LLAMA) TO SURF Where did little Johnny go? I don't know, not my day to watch him BOY ARRESTED AFTER SEPTA BUS TAKEN ON A JOYRIDE In Florida we don't have to stop for red lights RED LIGHT RUNNERS CAUGHT ON CAMERA IN HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY My anger management class is pissing me off. Shut up and put a lid on it. WOMAN ALLEGEDLY HITS SISTER WITH TOILET TANK LID It's 4am Sunday morning, getting a bite to eat with my bros before calling it a night. In the next booth were a couple of foxy ladies. With the amount of alcohol we consumed they looked real fine. Hey Babe you want to get lucky? At that point one of them walked over to the table and started licking my buddies ear. Then she wispered the not so sweet words Evander Holyfield. NORTHFIELD TEACHER CHARGED IN EAR BITING ATTACK Can you hear me now? Think I lost the connection. DRIVER SLAMS INTO ROCKSLIDE BLOCKING ROAD Look up in the sky (You don't have to look too high) it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a boat? NEW ZEALAND MAN BUILDS HOVERCRAFT These drug tests are so easy to scam WOMAN CAUGHT USING TODDLER PEE ON DRUG TEST Sweet, check out this choice parking space. With my outstanding parallel parking skills I'll be able to slide right in. THIS EXPERT DRIVER SHOWS YOU HOW EASY IT IS Dude, that Rebekah chick sure has a nice box OFFICERS CHECK OUT MY BOX He's really a great dog, he just has to get to know you BULLDOG CHEWS OFFICERS TIRES AND BUMPER I like to be honest and tell the students what I really think of them TEACHER WRITES LOSER ON STUDENTS PAPER Hey you ready for a little Boys Night Out. Did you forget anything? No I think we have everything. TRAFFIC STOP YIELDS GUNS, MACHETE, RUM AND CLOWN MASK They will probably try to blame this one on Toyota too! TOYOTA MATRIX CAR WASH ATTACK I heard of women stuffing their bra, but this takes it to a different level WOMAN HIDES 26k DOLLARS IN BRA I know what you are thinking...how big is that bra? CHECK OUT THE BIG PICTURE Johnny where you going? Just outside to play LITTLE JOHNNY GOES SKATEBOARDING On the road to eternal peace, a body left inside a funeral home minivan wound up at hell on earth: the city tow pound. GOT TO MAKE MY MONTHLY TICKET QUOTA I'm 91 years old and I just got punched out, but I refuse to punch out CASHIER HIT TRYING TO STOP THIEF Has anyone seen my keys? CAR COVERED WITH COMPUTER KEYS Hey Ocifer, I not as think as you drunk I am DRUNKEN CLUB CHICK CALLS 911 AFTER COPS CONFISCATE KEYS Just take it with a grain of salt...not in the Big Apple NEW YORK SALT BAN This is one cool kid. Steps up and saves the day. 7 YEAR OLD ROLE MODEL Who's the richest man in the world? If you said Bill Gates you were right....Until Now!! THE NEW RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD Always good to have a designated driver. WOMAN LETS 14 YEAR OLD DRIVE Who says crime doesn't pay. Don't spend it all in one place. ARMED WOMAN ROBS 11 PEOPLE, GETS $6 I demand 200K dollars from you guys or I'll drag your company down and ruin you forever. I'm not kidding, let me know ASAP...you have my name and email. FBI ARRESTS MAN WHO THREATENED NEW YORK LIFE Highway Salute, Flick the Bird, Flip somebody off, One finger salute. We've all done it at one time or another even the rich and famous do it. CELEBRITIES GIVING THE FINGER Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore TORNADO TOUCHES DOWN IN OKLAHOMA Sometimes you just have to take the Bull by the horns. Other times its best to let someone else do it BULL GONE WILD Three angry dudes, 20K dollars worth of damage, mannequins used as weapons.....This and lots more at the Bridal Shop Bash WATCH THE BRIDEZILLA VIDEO NOW She's Chinese and she's 100 years old and she's horny! SEE HOW HORNY SHE REALLY IS Remake of Oceans 11 German style BERLIN POKER HEIST CAPTURED ON CAMERA Yo Bro, long time no see. Can I cash in this winner? SCRATCH OFF LOSER CAUGHT Got Milk? Sure do, bring your face a little closer. HOWS MY AIM, BULLSEYE WE HAVE A DIRECT HIT Its always good to keep a clear head while you are in the water NEMO TAKES IT TO A NEW LEVEL Lets go over your multimillion dollar home and have a picnic NOT IN MY BACKYARD Lets go hang out at the Internet Cafe for 12 hours. Good place to take a break from reality VIRTUAL PARENTS OF THE YEAR Are you a fan of those little messages in the fortune cookies? No time to order chinese YOU NEED SOME ONLINE FORTUNE COOKIES Dude, Wheres my coat? Its your job to watch it THE TROUBLE WITH LAWS ARE THE LAWYERS Breaking News: For all of you that were hoping to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Bad news...there is no gold LOOK WHAT THEY FOUND Crazy police chase ends in arrest. At one point speeds topped 15 mph HANDS UP STEP OUT OF THE CART How's your driving skills? TAKE THE VIRTUAL DRIVERS ED TEST Sorry, I thought it was bring your kids to work day CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF Dust off the vintage yearbooks CELEBRITY SCHOOL PHOTOS Two people in love exchanging vows at the town hall. Sharing a bottle of champagne. Just a nice romantic day. What could possibly ruin it. FIND OUT WHERE THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR HONEYMOON Drinking, sex in the car..Johnathan was just having a great night. But with a quick turn of events things changed. FIND OUT WHO REALLY GOT LUCKY THAT NIGHT Rumor is that Air Force Pilots use this to train their hand-eye coordination. They have to reach two minutes. 18 seconds is good for the average person. ESCAPA - GIVE IT A TRY You can run but you cant hide AMATEUR BULLFIGHT GONE BAD IN COLOMBIA Wait for the buzzer and come out fighting HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL GAME ENDS IN FIGHT I feel like we forgot someone last night at Chucky E Cheese WHO COULD IT BE Officer hit by car on icy road CHECK OUT THE INCREDIBLE FOOTAGE Train causes big splash in Argentina MINI TSUNAMI Everyone needs a car equipped with the Trunk Monkey COOL COLLECTION OF TRUNK MONKEY VIDEOS Regifting Robin is amazing at picking your number WAY TOO COOL CHECK IT OUT Back Home |
