Best Time Wasters from May 2010

The line to the Ladies room is always so long.
THERE ARE ALWAYS OTHER OPTIONS


My girlfriend is so cool, she really bends over backwards for me. And traveling is easy, she fits right in the suitcase. She is flexible in the sack..plus her father owns a chain of liquor stores.
CHECK OUT GUMBY THE CARRY ON HOTTIE


You ever think what it would be like if women controlled the world?
IT WOULD PROBABLY GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS


How many words can you find?
WACKY WORD SEARCH


Monkey Cliff Diving Game
CHECK IT OUT


What's Different?
FIND FIVE CHALLENGE


You want to get your shot at Bin Laden...nows your chance
BIN LADEN LIQUORS


Just Rockin out in the car
BIZZARE AIR BAG INCIDENT


I want to report an assault
I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A CONDOM


Can't reach my purse
HERE CLIMB UP ON THIS


Battle of the little dudes
MIDGET WRESTLING


A little too big for me
LARGEST FAMILY HOME IN AMERICA FOR SALE


Where's the nearest tree...I have to pee
GIRL PEEING ON TREE


Girls you like my moves?
BEST BUY EMPLOYEE GETS DOWN


If you don't like to drive, Mass Transit is always an option
CROWDED TRAIN


Hi, my name is Woody
THE BIG PACKAGE PRANK


I'll just finish my news report
WHILE THE KANGAROO RUBS ONE OFF


Tired of the same old Billboards
CHECK THESE OUT


Hey everybody check me out
I CAN DO SPLITS WHILE STANDING


Join the fight against crack
WTF?


This was an easy bust for the cops
MARCO POLO


Dude you have issues
SHUT UP AND QUACK LIKE A DUCK


Doctor told me only one glass of alcohol per day
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT


Pumba and Timon were spotted
I KNEW THEY WERE REAL


I have the urge to punch you right in the face
COME A LITTLE CLOSER


What's your favorite flower? These are cool!
GOD CREATED STRANGE FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE VAGINA


What's with the F%#*@ Jar?
OFFICE SWEAR JAR


Everybody gets tired
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED?


This guy pitches a tent
WITHOUT A TENT


It's going to be a bear to get you down from there
MAMA BEAR RESCUES CUB FROM TREE


Hold on boys we are going for a ride
ROLLER KARUSSELL -GOTTA CHECK THIS ONE OUT


This guy does makes cool things out of dollar bills
AND HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE TRUCK


This guy must be on some kind of watch list
I LUV NY


I'm so happy for you two...OOPS
BEST MAN RUINS WEDDING


What's that stranger doing in the picture?
18 HILARIOUS PHOTO BOMBS


She's so Busted!!
THE BUSTY POLICE


Large Member
SCHOOL PLAY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION


That kiss was amazing
KISSING TEST PRANK


Not sure what kind of business this is?
I MIGHT GIVE THEM A CALL


For all you Spam fans, we got something for you
UNICORN MEAT


American Idol look out for this cool cat
PUSSY EL LOCO


Some interesting poses for a fashion ad
JAPANESE FASHION AD


Good News for all you Slider fans
CANDLES OFFER A WHIFF OF WHITE CASTLE


Warning you might find this very disturbing
CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP


Waitress wins a new Toyota
WHY IS SHE SO UPSET?


Striped Icebergs of the Antarctic
AMAZING CHECK IT OUT


Let's go to Hooters
WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS


For all you Ozzy Fans, you gotta check out this kid!
TEN YEAR OLD GUITAR PRODIGY YUTO MIYAZAWA RETURNS


Shoe Shiner?
NOT ALWAYS A BAD JOB


You can find all kinds of stuff on Craigslist
20 MOST BIZARRE CRAIGSLIST ADS


One good reason to wear a hat is to keep the sun out of your eyes
CHECK OUT THIS COOL DUDE


You talking smack about me?
TIME FOR YOUR SMACKDOWN



wacky weird and strange news

Has anyone seen my porn dvd?
SECOND GRADER ORDERS DIGITAL YEARBOOK, GETS PORN DVD INSTEAD


Haven't seen the neighbors in a few days
COUPLE FOUND BURIED ALIVE UNDER TRASH


Good News, you won 500K on that scratch off ticket
BAD NEWS IS THAT IT WAS A MISPRINT


Never heard of that street
WOMAN SHOCKED TO SEE VULGAR ADDRESS ON NEW DRIVERS LICENSE


I think it's time to call the Merry Maids, this place is a little dirty
HUNDREDS OF RATS REMOVED FROM HOME


Maybe a shower will sober me up a bit
COPS FIND NAKED DRUNKEN TEEN IN STRANGERS BATHTUB


Wish my aim was a little better
WOMAN SHOOTS RAPIST WITH HIS GUN


Smells like fish
NAKED COMMUTERS TURN RUSH HOUR INTO BLUSH HOUR


This dude won't have to worry about his prize lawn anymore
MAN KILLED AFTER DOG URINATES ON NEIGHBORS LAWN


Pull up your blinds and let me get some naked footage of your wife
MAN TACKLED AFTER TAKING VIDEO CAMERA INTO HIS PATIO


Todays lesson is on protecting yourself from identity theft
TEACHER SCAMMED STUDENTS BY STEALING THEIR IDENTIES


The Perfect Storybook wedding. The ride home ruined everything
28 WEDDING GUESTS ELECTROCUTED


What do you think a crack dealer should look like?
87 YEAR OLD WOMAN BUSTER FOR SELLING CRACK


That's not Chicken
CHINESE CAT LOVER SAVES 1200 CATS


Lets go out for a drink. He should sleep for a while
BABY SITTER LEFT TODDLER ALONE TO GO OUT DRINKING


2 FOR 1 Special
MANS SUICIDE SHOT ALSO KILLS HIS SLEEPING WIFE


Drama in the Classroom
SCHOOL OFFICIALS INVESTIGATE ALLEGED ORAL SEX ACT IN CLASSROOM


What's up with the Television?
ZOMBIE SATELLITE THREATENS TV COVERAGE ACROSS AMERICA


Special if you finish the burger it is free
BARBECUE CHEF MAKES WORLD'S BIGGEST HAMBURGER


Who funded this study?
STUDY FINDS LARGER BREASTS PAY OFF FOR WAITRESS


Hey everybody party in the hot tub
DRUNKEN NAKED STRANGER IN COUPLES HOT TUB


The wedding is over now what I do with the gown?
BRIDES WEDDING DRESS STORAGE DILEMMA SOLVED BY SCIENTISTS


I could use a cup of coffee, what's in the thermos?
MAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE BULL SEMEN ACROSS BORDER


Dude this is going to be the coolest prank of all time
LIVE EEL INSERTED INTO DRUNK MANS RECTUM-BOWELS DEVOURED


Do you believe in ghosts, I just saw one
CONFUSION AS MURDER VICTIM REAPPEARS AFTER 11 YEARS


This is going to be a great surprise!
BIRTHDAY BLINDFOLDING LEADS TO TEENS ARREST


I just came up with this great idea. I can make some serious cash. I won't have to work again
MAN BUSTED FOR ALTERING $10 CHECK TO READ $269k


I need a haircut and I need it now
SUV CRASHES INTO BARBERSHOP


What's the latest skinny?
YOU'RE NOT GUILTY OF RAPE, SKINNY JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT


Show me my money
FLORIDA MAN LOST 14k CASH AND WANTS IT BACK


I love that movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, watched it lots of times
TEXAS DUDE DECAPITATED WIFE WITH CHAIN SAW


I can't work because of my back, but I work a mean pole
WAITRESS ON DISABILITY CAUGHT STRIPPING


Bow to the Master
WHY THEY WORSHIP THE PENIS IN JAPAN


Don't worry about the parking...everything is cool
MAN ATTACKS NEIGHBOR WITH BOW AND ARROW


I'll go find out where all the noise is coming from
MEETING DISRUPTED BY COUPLE HAVING SEX IN BATHROOM





Think twice before making that copy
ALL COPIES EVER MADE ON DIGITAL COPY MACHINES SAVED


You can't stop the aging process, you could change a few of your habits
9 HARMLESS HABITS THAT AGE YOU