A guy and his buddy were sitting at a bar talking, when a knock-out blond walks in and struts her way past the two guys. The one guy says, "Man I'd like to have her for a night" His buddy says, "I had her, she was okay, but my wife is better". A week goes by and the two guys meet up again at the bar. The one guy says, "Hey guess what...I finally got a hold of that blond for a night". His buddy says, "yea, how did you like her?" The guy replies, "you were right, you're wife is better!"

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?" The guy whispers, "All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants." In a fluorish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks, "Why are all the girls running away from me?" The first guy looks up and replies, "The pickle's on the wrong side."

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

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Stopped to use the portable toilet, came back out the wrong door?
Toilet Prank

Cool, there's a spot, choice parking
I'll just squeeze right in

Mascot falls off rail
Lands on his crotch

Staying with the beat
Trumpet Player Faints

The iphone is great for sharing news with the family
Face Time - Big News Parody

Here comes Mom with the birthday cake
Be Careful don't drop it

Hey everybody look who it is
The Balloon Popping Dog



You heard of Wax On, Wax Off
How about Rock On, Pants Off

If you aren't sure about something
All you have to do is take notes

Test your knowledge of words
And help end hunger

There's an app for everything these days
The iphone boob app

A Pool in New York for everyone, but where would you put it?
The Floating Pool..Great Idea

Go to Google and type in google gravity and press I'm feeling lucky
Google Gravity

Like to play pool?
Check out this short instructional video

Is this a real child?
Little Too Creepy

Man drives 55 miles in the wrong direction, crashes 5 police roadblocks
What's his deal?

Going fishing?
I hear the Potomac River has some big ones

Don't want everyone to hear you dropping logs
Masking Toilet Noise